My secret lover (I'm gonna call him Spider Man.) So he's like really really really hot too...but don't worry he's not ACTUALLY my secret lover. More like a hilarious crush that only I speak of with my closest friends. Oh yeah, and I've never talked to him, just admired from afar. Whatever, he detracts me from Xman...for like half a second. Speaking of Xman... I love him. That's not new, but what is new is that he was like really flirting with me today. On the sofa in LA...It was fabbbluuulousseeeee. I also overheard him and some friends say that "she's the second best." Hope that their talking about me. I guess it's lame of me to want to be "second best" but with him 1000th best would be good as hell. (I love him (hahahahahahah)). Oh yeah...funniest day EVER. So in PE I was jumping to hit the bball hoop when my bff (err...I'll call her Blue) came up behind me and pushed me in mid jump. I totally sprawled across the floor. It was great. "Back surgery: $25,000. Seeing Helene fall across the floor: PRICELESS." Love Blue. Muah.